Meet “Crumpet” the quintessential elf-gone-bad as he relives a series of less-than-merry misadventures in David Sedaris’ hysterical antidote for holiday havoc. Spend some time in Santaland with one of Santa’s little helpers during Macy’s Christmas shopping rush—as he handles the hordes of insufferable shoppers and their kiddos with whacked out wit and wicked humor. Schedule Thursday, November 22, 7:30 p.m. (Preview) Friday, November 23, 7:30 p.m. (Opening) Saturday, November 24, 1:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Sunday, November 25, 1:00 p.m. Thursday, November 29, 7:30 p.m. Friday, November 30, 7:30 p.m. Saturday, December 1, 1:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Sunday, December 2, 1:00 p.m.

Meet “Crumpet” the quintessential elf-gone-bad as he relives a series of less-than-merry misadventures in David Sedaris’ hysterical antidote for holiday havoc. Spend some time in Santaland with one of Santa’s little helpers during Macy’s Christmas shopping rush—as he handles the hordes of insufferable shoppers and their kiddos with whacked out wit and wicked humor. Schedule Thursday, November 22, 7:30 p.m. (Preview) Friday, November 23, 7:30 p.m. (Opening) Saturday, November 24, 1:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Sunday, November 25, 1:00 p.m. Thursday, November 29, 7:30 p.m. Friday, November 30, 7:30 p.m. Saturday, December 1, 1:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Sunday, December 2, 1:00 p.m.

Meet “Crumpet” the quintessential elf-gone-bad as he relives a series of less-than-merry misadventures in David Sedaris’ hysterical antidote for holiday havoc. Spend some time in Santaland with one of Santa’s little helpers during Macy’s Christmas shopping rush—as he handles the hordes of insufferable shoppers and their kiddos with whacked out wit and wicked humor. Schedule Thursday, November 22, 7:30 p.m. (Preview) Friday, November 23, 7:30 p.m. (Opening) Saturday, November 24, 1:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Sunday, November 25, 1:00 p.m. Thursday, November 29, 7:30 p.m. Friday, November 30, 7:30 p.m. Saturday, December 1, 1:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Sunday, December 2, 1:00 p.m.